looks like death is on vacation again
this looks rehearsed but i’m shitting my pants either way
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"fuck boys get money" means:
a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead
b) Have sex with boys and get money for it
c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well
d) Argh!! Boys are paid well
e) Shoot, boys sure understand money
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
there’s so much going on in this gif
i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
fuck you charmin i didnt ask
how the bi-bros get fit quick
Romano got shot in the butt during the Spanish civil war (x)
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.